I suppose I owe her a blog entry. hehe.
It’s been an interesting and long trip, but I’m happy to be with Jessica finally. I couldn’t be happier, and I hope she feels the same.
<3
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Jessica
Friday, July 11, 2008
I Dig You
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Quick update, since I’ve been busy as hell. I was offered the position of store manager, and I took it. Less than a month until my reign of terror truly begins.
English Muff’n Review
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
I really, really, REALLY wish I was making this up, but this is a real review off of Harmony Central. I hope it’s a parody… I hope to god.
Product: Electro-Harmonix English Muff’n
Price Paid: US $189
Submitted 08/11/2005 at 01:25am by paul
Email: sputnikcanceryahoo dot com
Ease of Use : 5
the ease of use can be a [...]
Weasel Stomping Day
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy ho, it’s Weasel Stomping Day
Put your viking helmet on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don’t you know it’s Weasel Stomping Day
(Weasel Stomping Day)
All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You’ll know what this day’s about
When you stomp a weasel’s guts right out
So come [...]
Honey Hush
Monday, October 16, 2006
Courtesy of Fishbus
Courtesy of Shmorky
Courtesy of Shmorky
If you haven’t joined the Something Awful Forums yet, what are you waiting for? The “Retarded Dragon” thread (Part 1 and Part 2) is worth the price of admission, easily.
I leapt across three or four beds into your arms
Where I had hidden myself somewhere in your charm
Our golden handshake [...]
Cloud Prayer
Wednesday, August 2, 2006
Second shift under my belt… well, Monday’s shift, actually. Anyway… went much smoother. That’s all I have to say.
You don’t think that I tried for you? I went into disguise for you.
So, of course, almost no one knew.
You don’t think there was payment due? I blew up in the sky for you.
Anyone who saw it [...]
Secretarial
Monday, July 31, 2006
I ran my first shift at P. Murph’s today, and it was… interesting.
A little background… yes, I work at a pizza place. No, it’s not very interesting. Yes, I smell like pizza right now.
Anyway, I recently got promoted to shift manager, which includes a decent pay raise and 30% more bitching from Jen… but the [...]
Parabear!
Monday, July 3, 2006
Hard to make out from the shitty cell picture, but Becky drew that of/for me. It’s the sweetest damn thing ever. Click for a bit bigger.
DIVX
Wednesday, June 7, 2006
I was walking home from Mayfair (saw a late showing of The Da Vinci Code) and I get stopped by the Tosa police because I “looked suspicious.” That’s not the best part… wait for it… I got stopped across the street from my house! The conversation went something like this:
Police: So, where are you [...]