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People. Are. Dicks.

If there was ever a reason to hate people, this is it. An hour into my shift, and 5 minutes into Trista’s shift, I had the “pleasure” of dealing with the only customer that I told, straight out, I didn’t want coming back.

He presented Trista with a complicated order, but explained it in such a matter that she didn’t get it. Neither did I, at first. After the second time she asked him to clarify, he said (I quote), “This is ridiculous. Can I get someone who isn’t stupid to take my order?” That was strike one against the asshole.

I get to the register, take his order, and go back to get some crusts, only to find Trista sitting by the schedule/sink nook, eyes red and puffy, tears streaming down her cheeks. That was strike two. The final one, since I don’t have a “Three Strikes” policy. I make his pizza, and, as I’m wrapping it, ask him “Can you do me a favor?”

Him: “What?”

Me: “Next time, check your attitude at the door.”

Him: “What attitude? She was an idiot.”

Me: “I’ve got a crew member in the back, crying because of your uncalled for words. I don’t need that, and neither does she.”

Him: “I think what you need to do is hire competent employees.”

Me: “I have a store full of competent employees.”

Him: “Well, she was young and probably new.”

Me: “She’s been her almost 3 years, and is one of my best. It’s not my fault, nor hers, that you chose to communicate your order poorly.”

Him: “Maybe I should take my business elsewhere.”

Me: “That’d be best for us both, since I don’t need customers who enjoy hurting my crew.”

This may have gone over the line, but as he walked out…

Me: “And set a better example for your daughter by not making women cry in public.” (He had his wife and kid with him, who had left the instant I started chewing him out.)

I will admit, I was shaking the whole time. I’m not going to pretend I’m Mr. Badass and was staring him down, sensing his fear. He was a cocky asshole, and probably doesn’t care at all what I said. What I cared about was that he made her cry. Not only is Trista a crew member, she’s a close friend. I’m protective of both. I won’t mourn the loss of a customer like him.

4 Comments

  1. Louie wrote:

    Check your attitude at the door. Nice.

    Sunday, March 18, 2007 at 9:23 am | Permalink
  2. Jack wrote:

    Hey buddy, I don’t know how else to reach you since I can’t really access the forums. I hope all is good and I will see you soon! Wooo!

    Sunday, April 8, 2007 at 9:22 am | Permalink
  3. That made great reading. I hate assholes like that, they never think that maybe they did something wrong, and that theyr the problem. I thought you handled the whole situation really well, sounds like you kept your cool, but that he got the message.

    Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 6:48 am | Permalink
  4. Becky wrote:

    Neko Case is gonna be in Madison soon. Just thought you might like to know.

    Friday, July 4, 2008 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

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